My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
ttyl tear gas
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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