I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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