so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
That accounts for only three of the penises
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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