i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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