I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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