Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So much rum. So many feels.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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