Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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