I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Do vagina's smell?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
