new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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