It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Are we still banned from the library?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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