So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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