That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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