your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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