There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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