porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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