My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
two words...techno handjob
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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