last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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