After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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