May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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