used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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