ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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