what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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