Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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