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• (972): View more from Texas

  The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.

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• (607): View more from New York

  she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there

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• (760): View more from California

  And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.

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