Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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