Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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