Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
bring money and cleavage
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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