their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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