I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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