nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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