I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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