Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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