doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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