Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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