Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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