All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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