? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
did i just pee glitter
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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