i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
not ubering you a puppy
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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