it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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