How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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