yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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