are you still at the devil's house?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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