he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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