i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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