Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
