Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So many bounce houses so little time
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Hello my rib-scented angel!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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