My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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