We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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