As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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