just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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