508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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