i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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