Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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