seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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