How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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